May282009

EW.

1. WORST DAY EVER

2. The motor on my window broke and my window fell down in the pouring rain. Tried to wedge, it worked for all of 5 minutes.

3. Late to my doctors appt. because of the window.

4. Had a 1:45pm appt. …didn’t get seen till 3:45..and was out at 4:30, leaving me with enough time to do…NOTHING I wanted to get done today..

5. Raining in my car on the way home from dinner with my mom, tried to stop at my fathers for duct tape and a trash bag, but he said he was wayyyyyy too tired to deal with me tonight..??..all I needed was some duct tape really, but thats ok ill just have it monsoon in my car till I get home…cool

May272009

theycallmekp:

mmm… I like to suck on titties

my nips are hard

love, kelly

Ahhhhahahahhaaha

1PM

How do you spell Totoro?

KELLY: How do you spell totoro?
ME: I don't know Kelly, how it sounds?
KELLY: So totorow?
ME: no, I think its like totoro, or maybe totoroe?

1PM

Just for kelly’s enjoyment

haha TOTORO!

12AM

someone put a picture of my roomates dog on the internet. Apparantly, they started making dolls, so now every household in america can have Jasper.

May252009

Ay kay ee pay ules ray

theycallmekp:

yark:

I’m a douuuuuuche!! Sit on my face.

Love Lauren

BAHAHAHAHAHA, oh that was glorious!

you are such a scunt whore face shit bag love lauren JERK

May212009

Swordfish

Max: are you thinking what im thinking?
Chief: are you thinking holy shit! holy shit! a swordfish almost went through my head?! If so, yes.

9PM

Thought it was my friend

: :honking insistently::
me: HEYYYY HEYYYY!!!
: :keeps honking, no response::
me: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DELIVERED PIZZA!!!
: :honks::
guy: (sticks his head out the window) WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!
me: ohhhh... you are definately not him...

9PM

Stranger

random stranger: HEY STRANGER!
KP: uhhh...??
(was in fact a stranger, the girl thought KP was someone she knew..)

9PM

While Driving

KP: that's a pretty duck!
me: yea its fake..
KP: no its not!
me: yes...it is